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Autor:  Quina [ Mi 5. Nov 2008, 23:33 ]
Betreff des Beitrags:  Denglisch-Kurs

Ja, da wir ja das Thema hatten, hier mal der Text dazu (falls jemand mal wieder in die Verlegenheit kommt...*ggg*):

Two strangers meet in New York.
A: Hello, Sir! How goes it you?
B: Oh, thank you for the afterquestion.
A: Are your already long here?
B: No, first a pair days. I'm not out New York.
A: Thunderweather, that overrushes me, you see not so out.
B: That can yes beforecome. But now what other: my hairs stood to mountains as I the traffic saw. So much cars gives it here.
A: You are heavy on the woodway if you believe that in New York horsedroveworks go.
B: Will we now drink a beer? My throat is outdried. But look, there is a guesthouse, let us there man go!
A: That is a good idea. Equal goes it loose, I will only my shoeband close.
B: Here we are. Make me please the door open.
A: But there is a beforehangingcastle, the economy is to. How sorry! Then I will go back to the hotel, it is already retard. On againsee!
B: Oh, yes, I will too go. I must become my draught to Boston. Auf Wiedersehen!
A: Nanu, sie sind Deutscher?
B: Ja, sie auch? Das wundert mich aber. Ihr Englisch ist so hervorragend, dass ich es gar nicht bemerkt hätte..

Autor:  Morxaine [ Do 6. Nov 2008, 06:45 ]
Betreff des Beitrags:  Re: Denglisch-Kurs

:rofl:

Autor:  Haldir Lorien [ Do 6. Nov 2008, 12:22 ]
Betreff des Beitrags:  Re: Denglisch-Kurs

Au, das tut ja schon beinahe körperlich weh. :D

Aber es ist eine Menge Wahrheit dran. ;)

Autor:  Stycos [ Do 6. Nov 2008, 16:56 ]
Betreff des Beitrags:  Re: Denglisch-Kurs

ololol wie genial

Autor:  Quina [ Sa 15. Nov 2008, 17:38 ]
Betreff des Beitrags:  Re: Denglisch-Kurs

Das passt iwie in den Zusammenhang ^^

Direktlink

Autor:  Quina [ Do 9. Apr 2009, 00:00 ]
Betreff des Beitrags:  Re: Denglisch-Kurs

Fast noch besser... :rofl:

Letter from a Bavarien to the Nasa !!!

Greet God,

I write you, because you must help me. I have seen you Space Shuttle in the television.
In color.
And so came me to the idea to make holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife.
I am the Kraxelhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle saw.
She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapp-Tail. She wants that I become Buergermaster. But I want not be Buergermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah!

And so I want make holidays on the moon. Without my bad half. But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Sausagel. So I want to book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a window-place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-free. And no standing-place please...
And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone. She has a big Schrot-Gun. She would make a sieve from my ass. I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look to the earth. So I can look through my farglass and see my wife working on the potatoe field.
And I and my dog laugh us a branch (haehae), We will kringel ourself before laughing (hoehoehoehoe)!

Is what loose on the moon? I need warm wheater and I hope the sun shines every day.
This is very good for my frost-boils.

Autor:  Morxaine [ Do 9. Apr 2009, 06:02 ]
Betreff des Beitrags:  Re: Denglisch-Kurs

:spitze: Klasse! :rofl:

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